>> juan: we're all on this last night, including perino when we see this behind rick santorum. look at this young man. he can't take it. he is yawning, stretching. he is tired. welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is getting his leprechaun uniform fitted and ready for st. patrick's day. let's go to joe derosa for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you, andy. "red eye" brings it with the topical stories and the following news-related things. a man sues a movie theater over the price of the food, but not for making him think he would enjoy "the artist." bill maar stands up for rush limbaugh. in turn limbaugh will hope to sit down on the wicker chair because they would break. and finally the government wants to know your facebook

pass word, but only because they think you are cheating on them. >> andy, i miss greg and i want you to know for the rest of the show i will be protesting you as a host. >> protesting me how? >> greg, greg, greg, greg, greg, greg. greg! >> this is ridiculous. >> gutfeld. gutfeld. >> we are doing a show here. >> ♪ greg ♪ greg >> why are you being so quiet? i am not going to talk so you can yell greg's name back at me. >> so you will sit there in silence? >> you are acting really childish. i expected more out of you, levey. i was testing your hosting resolve and you failed. >> oh it was just a test. in that case -- >> greg! greg! greg!

>> go away. let's welcome our guests. unbelievable. i am here with fox newschannel anchor patti ann browne. her new book "why people love me and hate you" comes out next tuesday. the digital editor and vanity digital fair editor. bill schulz. he thinks he is ins on right now. the prison and not the emerald city. and fox business network anchor coming up with a joke based on his last name. and he wears a bib because he is a cry baby. it is our new york times cory spawn department. >> they write of oakland food vendors united against the daily violence that playings them daily. said one bay area taco man, quote,. ♪ my, my, my music ♪ hits me feels good ♪ ♪ when you know you are down ♪ ♪ a super home boy

♪ from the oak town you can't touch ♪ he didn't challenge our reporter to a danceoff. he was crying and ran away. curious fellow that one. >> that sounded like mc hammer. >> i don't know who you speak. >> i'm sure it is a coincidence. >> the guy had a horrible haircut. >> we will move on now. >> big glasses. >> after a long night there is still no end in sight. on the most important day of the election so far, super tuesday, mitt romney won in what seems to be the only way he knows how, sort of. in ohio widely thought to be the biggest state up for grabs he edged santorum by 1%. and white mitt mustered six states altogether rick clicked with three, north dakota, tennessee and oklahoma which is still a state and newt carried georgia and i think he hurt his back. now rom rom, as nobody calls him has math on his side. he discussed amidst wednesday's nonhangover. >> after last night i feel

pretty darn good. i am ready to fight all the way to become the nominee. i was pleased with our success. obviously we have a strong lead in delegates. we have a strong lead in the number of people who actually voted for our campaign. >> the camp is urging newt to scoot so the anti-romney vote won't be split. he said, quote, there has been poll after poll that shows if rick santorum were to have a one-on-one shot with mitt romney the gingrich supporters go to rick santorum in big numbers. his failure to excite gop voters. try telling that to this young man. >> that was something. let's talk about mitt romney. he just can't put this thing away, can he? >> i think he is getting a bad knock. the giants won the super bowl. what was the final score? >> you know, i don't

remember. >> nobody knows. nobody cares. they are the champs. he was losing in ohio by double digits a week ago. he is doing okay. he is getting a negative knock. the right better be careful not to start regurgitating the stuff from msnbc. >> good point. but romney was down in the ohio polls a week or two ago, so you could argue he made a nice come back, couldn't you? >> you could. >> i said you may, but you are not going to, are you? >> it is a made up narrative to begin with. there are questions about where he is going. i felt like you can question any of this. the fact that this is not a secure lead for him to me -- we didn't have anything to talk about today. >> i think there is some fairness to that. it does seem like legitimately he can't get the knockout punch. >> that seems like it is

true. in the end when was the last time we had a super tuesday knockout punch. obama didn't have the super tuesday knockout punch. in the end he had it. it was more like a slow-mo knockout punch. >> mccain did have the nomination sewed up four years ago. >> and mitt rom me is not allowed to drink knockout punch. that is against his creed. >> unlike you, bill. >> well, i am enjoying some clear version right now. >> i want to play some tape from newt. can we roll that? >> remember when when it was tim paw 11 tee and remember when it was michelle bach man and then it was herman cane and then it was donald trump almost, and then it was our good friend rick perry and then it was herman cane the second time, and now it is santorum.

you can't quite get across to him. there are lots of bunny rabbits. i am the tortoise. i take one step at a time. >> does newt have a point? >> well, he for chris christie and definitely enjoyed the bunny rabbit thing. it is the tortoise and the hare. it is a little dig with the nursery rhyme, but the bunny rabbit thing very belittling. mathematically, tough. you need 1100 and change delegates. it is probably not going to happen. >> wasn't it not that long ago that newt was suggesting that santorum should drop out? >> it is a very good point. i really don't expect gingrich to drop out. i know his supporters wouldn't want him to at this point and he is not that far behind. >> good point. >> more importantly, bill,

should a presidential candidate stay away from saying the phrase bunny rabbit? >> yes. and i am glad we didn't play the clip where ca llista says it is a good thing he is not a tortoise at everything he does while puking in puking in the bucket. >> i didn't really want to know what it meant and you explained it. >> as a huge santorum fan, how angry are you at newt that he is not dropping out and possibly splitting this anti-romney vote? >> it doesn't surprise me that santorum is doing the same thing he said newt shouldn't do to him. these things come around again, come around again. anyways, i am furious. >> i can tell. >> should gingrich get out of the race, or should he stay in and keep getting his message out? it is not like they are the same on every issue. they have a lot of the same issues. >> he told santorum to get out, and i think he should

adhere to his own message. patty app brown, the one person he forgot to mention was newt. newt is crowding himself out. newt reminds me of hair -- harrison ford. they are stars and they used to be old men. newt you can't get away with it. right now you are looking like tonya harding when you open your mouth. >> the man is not fooling us with the earring. >> and cowboys and aliens. >> are you suggesting that gingrich is smoking a lot of weed? >> pab, hey -- he eluded to this earlier. this will not end anytime soon, and that's exactly what we all want. >> and probably some members of the media are contributing to that. certainly it helps us that everybody will watch and it is a suspensful game.

there is no winner yet. >> it is a job security for all of us. >> let's keep it going. >> if you could do the delegate math which you can't would you find it is almost impossible for any other candidate to win? >> no, and i will tell you why. where is your head at tonight? >> the closer this gets, the more we get nights off due to live election coverage. think about it. >> what does that have to do with it? >> all i am saying is it is very close. there is no math involved. i am saying right now, broker convention. we will have many a night off to frolic. >> you frolic? >> yes, i frolic. last i checked it is a free country. >> what you do is nothing a free society should condone. i am moving on. >> from mitt to a twit. do democrats let sexism slide when it comes from their side? following the ruckus, bill

maar is being tared for his past comments like calling sarah palin the the c-word during a stand up act. i wonder if there is a for instance. look at that. for instance, alabama democrats are using the realtime host for their fundraising, advertising an evening with bill maar. and jim gave tee notes, quote, if every republican office holder is expected to comment on and denounce rush limbaugh, why is not every office holder expected to comment on bill maar for using the c-word. anyway, you tbhoa is aware -- you mow who is aware of the rhetoric? sleeping humming bird. >> it is like a senatorring -- snoring bird. >> i loathe bill mar. i defended him in the past because i believe comedians

have wide latitude. does that change if he is doing fundraising for a political party? >> aren't they all doing fundraising at a certain point, even if they are not headlining an event, isn't rush or anybody drumming up support in anyway they are doing it? >> but rush isn't getting a pass. bill maar is. >> i don't know if that is necessarily true. it depends on who you are listening to. rush has the most recent grafussel and the bill maar was last year he used the c-word. i don't know if he is getting a pass. >> he said a lot of not nice things. part of a comedian's job is to offend. rush who is a radio show host and not an elected official will catch crap and will call for sponsors to leave. should maar be treated the same way? >> i feel like bill mar has

been treated the same way. plenty of people complain about bill mar all the time. >> if he is not being treated the same, who are you defending them to? who are you talking to, andy? >> i am not defending him. >> you said you were defending bill mar in the past. >> people are outraged about the stuff he said. you haven't seen a concentrated effort to for instance tell people, drop hbo or something like that. >> no, i'm sure there has been. and if that would happen you would see him do something. that's the treens between him and -- that's the difference between him and rush. it is not ratings and not sponsors, but it is subscribers. i know they have a liberal agenda, but if people actively said can sell my sub scryings -- subscription, that would happen. but rush is a whole different can of something or other.

>> i don't think that's how it works. >> i don't think people care as much. >> i don't know why they wouldn't care more. bill maar is a guy who gets away with a lot of things. i know you want to give him wide latitude, it is a double standard, and they want to hurt his livlihood. and that's the key thing here. if the guy says something no matter how gnaw fare yous it was or what the mean spirited intent of it was, do you really think it is worth taking his livlihood. >> obviously some people do. that's why there shouldn't be a double standard. >> so the democrats who they are doing the fundraiser for, should they can sell? >> listen, prove that you are hipocrites and in my mind it will mitigate any sort of argument or any moral standing you make on any other topic, if you are going to do it, go do it. let me see who you really are. i prefer it that way.

>> mar has defended rush. on tuesday he tweeted "hate to defend rush limbaugh, but he apologized. liberals looking bad not accepting. also hate intimidation by sponsor pullout." should rush's apology be accepted and is it intimidation to call for sponsors to pull out or is that the free market at work? >> it is both. it is intimidation, but advertisers are free to make political statements by withdrawing their ads if they want to do that. what i don't understand is why they would want to. you can speak to this as a business person that that is a foolish practice. you know you will alienate half of your potential customer base. i really think you make a good product and sell it and stay out of it. you have counter boycotts where people say, well, i am not buying your product because you are boycotting that show and i support rush. >> right and we see this

rush -- rush. the internet back up companies where you can back up your files on-line, they dropped rush. and their stock on wednesday -- well, on tuesday it took a tumble. people said there was a connection there. does that make sense to you? >> there is a connection. some of these advertisers like aol, i was surprised about it in the first place, especially since they merged with ariana huffington. but i think these guys sit and wait. i think what they are saying is they think the tape onrush is so long lived, sooner or later, the pros outweigh the cons. >> bill, this is the part of the show, and long-time viewers know about this where i tell an anecdote about my life. so i think rewatching the show

, one of the big things on the show is the christian right being upset about the saturday night live show, the studio 60s show within the show. they do sketches called crazy christians and advertisers and affiliates pull out. and they are portrayed as stupid and ignorant for doing this. isn't that exactly what liberals are advocating right now in real life? >> they are advocating that by pulling out -- by telling p cs to pull out from rush? >> yes. >> well, yes. and i have told them many times before, just because you pull out it doesn't mean the show can't get pregnant. the numbers are faulty on that. i like the look you are giving me right now. >> actually make it so i said that before michael. >> here is my thing. not so much with mar, but i do think it is fair to say there is a double standard going on here. he has written hateful things.

he used the b-word. he has do rided other professionals for the way they look. no one has ever said let's boycott rolling stone. jay it is not to say that he doesn't have critics. he definitely has liberal critics in the way he writes and portrays things. he is full of craze he rhetoric and that is rec recognized. >> agreed. and nobody is calling for the sponsors to pull out. there is no campaign to get sponsors to pull out of rolling stone. >> there is no argument that there is something fashionable about momentarily pulling away from rush. i don't think these advertisers will be gone for the long-term. if people stop paying attention they will be back. there is something fashionable about it. >> or that you done tieses should protest him. the guy as harass mouth. those teeth are more gnarled than the 21st century.

get braces. >> as always, bill, adding nothing. >> google image search and it will prove me right. >> you can be right and be worthless. coming up, should job applicants have to hand over their facebook pass words? howe, this -- wow, this sounds high-tech. this is fnc so stick around.

must you get hosed by a night at lowe's? a michigan-based movie goer doesn't think so and filed a lawsuit against his local amc theater for charges grossly excessive prices for food and beverages. he paid $8 for a coke and a pack of goobers at the theater, nearly three times what they go for at a nearby

drugstore. that's nearly three times what they go for at a nearby drugstore. and that's when the security technician decided he was mad as hell and not going to eat it anymore. it seeks refunds for him and other customers. a civil penalty against amc and any other relief the judge may grant. maybe free junk or a massage. explains thompson's lawyer, quote, he was tired of taken advantage of. what movie was thompson seeing in the theater that day? we have a clip. kitty and chickee do address a lot of unanswered questions from the first one. but it leaves room for the -- trilogy. they say the lawsuit is a lemon and are going throw it out. >> i go back to market forces

and the prices are absolutely ridiculous. obviously people are not paying them. they wouldn't be charging them if the market wasn't supporting it. the real solution would be for him to try and get everybody to stop buying the snacks. just eat before you go and save the money. nobody was paying that price. >> that is really the one thing you can do to stop them from charging these prices. don't buy the stuff. >> the movie experience is getting worse. the previews are so long i forget what i came to see. but i bring my own food. i will bring a steak to a-vee theater. they come to me and i have a folding table, a steak, i don't care. i will bring my own food to the movie theater. >> and he goes by himself. >> this guy is actually obeying amc's no smuggling snacks into the theater policy. what is wrong with him?

>> literally the last place in america where they don't check your bag before they go, so why would you not -- you can get a big gulp in there. does he not have a backpack? i don't get it. >> maybe the townspeople can chip in for a backpack. >> that's why the prices are so high because only half the people are paying it. >> then they would break even. >> you have nef seen a film, but you sleep in an alley near the theater. anything to add? >> my shoes are made from popcorn tubs. are we listening to ourselves? this is what is wrong with america. we boycott going to the movies or -- sorry, three choices. stuff our faces before hand or sneak into movies. how about we last for two hours without stuffing our fat faces? is that too much to ask? we don't need to eat 24-7. you can watch a movie without having a giant thing with a -- with undertow in it you are

succeeding from the entire time you are watching the movie. >> or a drink and popcorn. >> that's why until not allowed anymore. -- why i am not allowed anymore. >> i don't care about the cost of the food. don't buy it if it is too expensive. i would consider suing for the murderous rage i get in every time i go because they don't police people using cell phones. >> i never had a problem. where are you seeing these movies ? >> in actual movie theaters. >> that could be my issue. >> not the movie theaters you go to. >> well, one could barely afford a movie and doesn't have a cell phone i talk like it. >> what do you want them to do, exactly? >> i want -- my general rule is if somebody takes out their cell phone to text they should be booted out. there should be security and booted out. killed, i don't care. >> like the good old days. i grew up on army bases and we were talking during the national anthem and they

kicked me out of the movie theater. >> i won't go to the movies anymore. >> take that. >> enough about me. do you have a comment on the show? e mail us at red eye at fox news.com. to leave a voicemail on greg's line, 212-462-5050. no idea why he would do that. still to come, the half time report from joe derosa. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by camels, the large domesticated animals located in asia. having one or two humps on its back. thanks, camel.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to joe derosa. >> thank you, andy. the show has been a tour de force so far. speaking of tours, as you know i am a stand up comedian. i will be embarking on one starting next week through the southern eastern states of this great country of ours. you can see the dates right there. >> this is when we are doing this? >> these are the dates and cities i will be in. go to joe did you rosa comedy.com -- joe derosa comedy.com for venue information. see you down south, folks. >> i hope somebody in greenville kicks your ass. >> that's nice, andy. for that i go to patti ann browne. >> i'm not sure i get that. >> patti, i have been saying your name over and over

again. did you know your name is great for a teenage mystery novel? patti ann browne and the case of the curious missing cup cake. >> everybody makes fun of my name. >> it is a fun name. chris, have i to say congrats of being the editor of vanity fair, buts i loved you as the character in "stand by me" and" star trek the next generation." >> what happened to him? chris, while we were here, you were talking about the super tuesday. you said, you know, mitt won, mitt won. but mitt won by 1% or something like that. he is puffing his [bleep]. doesn't this win make him look like the dad that thinks he still has it? you know what i mean? >> nailed it. >> no, you didn't nail it. >> that hasn't changed.

he always evoked that feeling among people. don't you think? >> yes, but i think it is unsay vor re. unsavory. >> it is whether or not it is permanently unsavory. >> he won six out of 10 states. >> andy, don't bring facts into this right now. >> that's supposed to be your job. >> i made a good point. let's not complicate it with more facts. chris, can you show me your furious again? >> i don't remember the face i made. >> thatting looed furious. don't do that again. >> charles, i would like you to repeat what you said about harrison ford, and this time i would like you to come down here and say it to my face. we'll see what happens. >> okay, i won't repeat it. >> andy, when it comes to

romney and santorum and gingrich, when three men that are this adorable, don't we all lose? >> i think we all win. i disagree. that's why i phrased it the way i did. >> i know, and that's why i disagree. charles you obviously think there is a double standard going on, and you don't find bill mar to be a savory fellow. as repugnant bill mar could be, he doesn't hold a candle to some of the ridiculous stuff rush has said through the years. this is a little of the chickens coming home to roost scenario, wouldn't you say? >> i am not sure. i don't know how to measure that . i stopped watching big mar awhile ago. i don't know. >> here is how i would like to measure it.

andy, i throw this to you. this is the difference if there is a double standard. bill attacked a public figure that did some of the partial damage to herself when she was in the public eye and rush limbaugh went after a law student. >> rush limbaugh went after a student activist who testified on capitol hill. by the way, not in the least bit defending what he said, i thought it was absolutely gross. but i don't know that she has the luxury now of claiming she is not a public figure. >> well, i would say there is a large difference between a student, an activist on capitol hill that made one public appearance and the tour de force once again that sarah palin gave us. >> but aren't they both women? it doesn't matter what they do. >> you are right. they are both women which brings me a to the rolling stone point. somebody said, one of the

rolling stone writers has made a lot of outlashdish, sexist comments. nobody boycotted rolling stone. rolling stone also isn't somebody waiving conservative flag of morality either. if rush limbaugh was a rock and roller he wouldn't be getting persecuted the way he is right now. >> but hold on. rolling stone is waiving a supposed banner of tolerance and civil discourse. meanwhile, one of the writers is saying these awful things about women, and nobody cares. >> are they waiving the flag as hard as rush is waiving it? rush is waiving it pretty hard. >> but isn't it interesting that the conservatives are quiet when they are being attacked. the liberals have this amazing outrage. they have low moral standards. >> i think everybody waived the flag of outrage.

don't you think part of it is -- >> i am seeing faces. >> let me finish my point. >> i felt like bill was speaking to me with his mind. and it really threw me off. chris, i'm sure it is a great point. we have to move. let's get to this movie thing really quick here. andy, $8 for a coke and a pack of goobers. where is this magical discount movie theater? i paid $27 last week. >> it was in michigan. >> just being facetious. patty, the prices are ridiculous. but if you go to the porn shows, a great deal. >> have i to check that out. >> charles, you said you bring your own food to the theater. oh, the ladies must love you. >> me and my wife and my family went in and we brought all the food. it was fantastic.

>> you are a charmer and a romantic. >> thank you, andy. i am all finished and wrapped up here. >> no more shows to promote or anything like that? >> actually i will be going on tour -- >> coming up -- does listening to rock and roll make you racist? if you say no, keep in mind that's exactly what a racist would say.

was there a patriotic chant and really a racist rant? after a high school basketball game in san antonio, texas they started yelling, usa! usa! usa! the san antonio edison didn't think this was cool taking it as a racial insult from a school with minority players to a school with mostly white players. they say, quote, this is disrespectful to our students. it is surprising and

disappointing that anybody would would be out there making these remarks. the superintendent apologized saying, quote, we just hope people know that's not who we are and not going to let it happen again. the students who started this mess have been banned from attending the state title game. so let's discuss in the -- >> lightning rooooouuuunnnddd. lightning round. >> pab, when did chanting the name of the country where an event took place become racist? >> i absolutely loathe discouraging anyone from chapting usa. chanting usa. but i wonder what was the point? they were both american teams. if one team was chapting usa, what were they implying other than that the other team was not american. it does seem disrespectful in that context. i mean, banning these kids from the finals, it is ridiculous. they are not the thought police. we don't know what was going on in their heads. i think it was inappropriate,

and reaction is over the top. >> you killed my question to chris, but i will ask it anyway. i said on the surface this story sounds absurd, but why would you chant usa after beating another american high school? >> the other team i saw in that story, the team that was winning was alamo heights and the other team we will call alamo whites. there was a racial issue you don't see in the story that was going on and it is hard to read about. >> thanks for nothing. charles, is the school overreacting as pab thinks? jay i think so. they fought hard to get to the championship game. i get the point you made. a lot of people like i see the mexican day parade or the puerto rican day parade or the outrage, you can't have both flags. in other words, make sure this is a cautionary tale instead of a beer moment, maybe a root beer moment. we are all-americans, let's all be americans.

>> bill, you love basketball and racism. so this story is -- >> this is my wheel house. i would say that, yes -- you look at the -- if you avoid the specific -- this is ridiculous. if you look at the racial make up of one team versus the other, the fact they were chanting usa to begin with, something is going on. the kids shouldn't haven't been kicked out of seeing anymore games. i have other thoughts on this, but let's wait until he leaves. >> we will move to the next story that will make bill happy. a new study out of university of minnesota shows listening to a few minutes of rock and roll like bruce springsteen and white stripes causes people to question their race. says one of the geniuses who dreamed up the study, quote, rock music is generally associated with white americans so we believe it

cues white listeners to think about their positive association with their own in group. shut up, nerd. >> pab, will you stop listening to the boss if you know it could make you racist? >> the whole thing is absurd. how did they pick bruce and the white stripes? they said who would you give the aid to after listening to the music? you just can't draw any conclusions from a ridiculous study like this. >> like you said, the groups they close to give aid to, there was a hispanic group and somebody -- something called a rural -- it dibts say white. it said rural and something. after you listen to springsteen springsteen -- if you listen to the lyrics he makes you want to give money. maybe he is downtrodden the white people. >> oppressed new jersey

workers. >> charles, this study seems insane to me. >> maybe if they had billy idol, i don't know. after billy idol, i hate everybody too. it is a real, dumb, dumb thing. >> after the white stripes i hate people. >> chris, do you think a study -- they only did the study with white people, apparently. do you think a study of black people listening to rap music would have had a similar result? >> i don't know. i was surprised by the results of this, so i wouldn't want to call the results p anything else. >> you should have white kids listen to rap music and see who they hate after that. >> if you played rock music to plaque people maybe they would have the same response. bill, as a devout racist, you must be all over this

study. >> i am all over this study. we are so full of weird houses i don't know which to go into. they are houses so i win. the only thing i want to do when i listen to bruce for 7 minutes is get a throat lozenge and a shower and burn anything that looks like flannel. >> are you not going to sit here and den gnaw grate "the boss." >> i just be smir ofed the boss. time to take a break to fix bill's audio. more stuff is on the way.

so apple has unveiled its newest version of the ipad that features a high resolution display that will rival most hd-tv sets. others include 4g wireless connective tee and a ray gun that turns small animals inside out. >> what some. >> seems unnecessary, but cool. it will go on sale march 16th. newt gingrich i feel like would totally understand how i feel about my ipad 1 right now. how annoying is it to know the thing you bought one or two years ago is over the hill? >> because you feel like a tortoise? >> no, i feel like he would trade it in for a newer

model. >> every year? >> i have the same one. i try to have solidarity with it. i try to have pride in my ipad 1. >> i tried to assure it i still loved it. i wasn't feeling it. >> so pab, the third generation ipad has incredibly powerful processor and a better display than a lot of computers and 4g wireless. the question is, will you buy me one? >> no, we all have ipad ones. we jumped too soon. i was so excited about it, and i haven't found one use for. it it is heavier than a book, so i bring the book. it doesn't have all of the things you can do with a laptop. i realize the mu one is better, but for watching movies on the go -- it just seems like wasting time.

>> charles, the last i phone which was the 4s disappointed some investors. they wanted a full on i phone 5, what is the market reaction to the ipad? >> there was a yawn for the 4s and then it took off, one of the best selling products. apple stock went up. most available company. apple cannot lose. they are the opposite of mitt romney. >> they are not sort of winning. >> does the kindle fire rick santorum? >> it might be more like tim palenti. >> i thought he was doing okay. >> they lose money on it. the best product you lose like $15. >> you probably don't understand this. in the business world we call it a loss leader. >> we do call it a loss leader until you go out of business.

>> bill, have you been spewing your hate on the storm front message boards. how is aryan nation reacting to the ipad? >> listen to this talk about ditching ipad 1 because it is not up-to-date. as one held back in fifth grade i have a problem when people want to ditch something that falls behind because it is not up to grade with all that is contemporary. you can't throw out love. although my mom did have two more kids after me. >> i think on the third try your parents got it right. >> no, they just gave up. >> talk about being left behind. poor alfred. he had a huge head, but nothing in there. >> i want this thing really, really badly, and i am not going to get it because i can't justify spending the inmoney because i have an ipad 1. if something happens to my

ipad 1 like it falls 20 feet accidentally or i drop it in the bathtub while listening to cold play with the candles, i might have to get a new one. >> or apple corporate sends you one after hearing about the segment. unreal. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from joe derosa. go to fox news.com/red eye.

time to go back to self-promoting hack joe derosa for the post game wrap up. >> am i going on tour through the southeast united states starting next week? again the dates if you are interested -- this is joe

derosa.com. what is new on the van tau -- vanity fair website? >> if you are in north carolina with joe, go on vanity fair.com. we have a great story about the washington post. we have a great story about the west wing actually. check it out. >> sounds good. charles, tell me about the new app involving your radio show. >> apple just had its 25th billion download, and i think it was pain nation, my radio show on every day from 5:00 to 7:00. it was pain nation of the. >> awesome. patti app, are you going to be involved with this new show on fox news? >> props to charlie. he did get in a promo for apple. he is going for the next generation. yes, i am one of like 150 anchors rotating into the new 5:00 a.m. show. i will be on march 21st and march would 2nd and april 3rd. hopefully more days. back to you, andy. thanks for having me. >> thanks for being here. i hear something about your